And now for a triumphant News Bulletin from The Daily Triumph:
Ethics and Dogma shook hands today after signing the Global Parenthood Accord, deeming it the only way to bridge the gap between Dogma’s unwavering insistence that birth control and abortion must never be employed to prevent unwanted children and Ethics’ steadfast belief that unwanted children will always prevent a sane and happy world. The treaty, possibly humanity’s most succinct, commits its signers to promote the worldwide repetition of the proclamation,
“May only wanted children be conceived on Planet Earth.
May only wanted children be conceived on Planet Earth.
May only wanted children be conceived….”
Science is working overtime to come up with the formula.
She resurrects the kingdom in the childhood meadow.
To the Childhood Church she comes on foot each day,
for life itself’s eternal, as long as there are children;
for as the child shall lead us, we shall find The Way.