Fellow Citizens of Earth: The eyes of the Universe are upon us! I invite all readers of The Daily Triumph to come together at 7:30 Wednesday evening down at the Habit Exchange, right here in our own ubiquitous town of Last Chance.

Once upon a spiral, there’s just no getting off.
That’s why the happy ending never ends.

With only seconds before the end of love for all eternity,
back through the Gates of Eden Eve and Adam flee,
resolved to redraft blueprints for a functional humanity.